tonksmonster

I hate it when they feed me.

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 12:24:39 GMT

Baby food. Baby food! Look at what I am reduced to. Just because I won't eat seeds.
Harumph.
Maybe I'm just not hungry!

I am still alive enough to GLARE.

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 23:42:48 GMT

They keep shoving foul tasting things in my mouth, and flipping me over to check my butt.

There is no dignity in illness, when you are a hamster.

My fur is disgusting. I haven't cleaned it in two days, and it's all greasy and covered in the foul tasting things I spit out.

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated!

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 22:38:04 GMT

Well, thats what the vet says anyway. I still want the mice to get nothing.

Everyone I met loved me, as was expected.

I am now on drugs, and going to bed. Stop poking me to see if I am all right.

I am not.

Thats why I am on drugs!

Good night!

*harumph*

I am dying.

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 13:18:28 GMT

Im not feeling very good... very tired, very angry... *chitterchitterchitter*

I want to take my estate with me. The loud lesbian mice neighbors get NOTHING! And somebody PLEASE call the exterminator for the wild one running about. He gets nothing either!

I suppose this will have to do as my last will and testament.

Remember, the mice get NOTHING!

I want to type for myself.

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 01:06:55 GMT

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Wed, 02 Feb 2005 23:27:34 GMT

Man. I feel unwell, and everyone keeps poking at me. Messing up my bed! Yes! I'm still alive! Cut it out! I have to re-do the covers every time you check on me!

No one has a tougher life than I do. NO ONE.

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 14:56:20 GMT

Okay. So. Everyone was quietly eating macaroni and cheese.

And then I decided to get into the bowl, because I could not reach. There is not much hamster-friendly dinnerware, let me tell you.

And then...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate everyone.

Harumph.

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 14:25:36 GMT

tonksmonster's LJ stalker is archmage45!

archmage45 is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also leaving anonymous abuse on your journal!

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I always knew he was trouble.

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 21:41:41 GMT

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern next door have a visiting boyfriend now.

There have been multiple loud domestic disputes recently, where they screamed at each other and bit and flung poo.

I added a new interest: hating my neighbors.

Personal Ad

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 16:31:20 GMT

Excuse me. I wrote up this personal ad, in the hopes of posting it to rateyourhammy, only to find that they have not approved me for posting access, even though I joined several months ago. I am slightly confused by this turn of events, since I am, in fact, a hamster, trying to join a community that purports it is for hamsters. So I am posting this ad here, although there is a lesser chance that sexy male hamsters will be looking here, since I have not received any propositions as of yet. If any of you know any websites that will take personal ads from hamsters, for hamsters, let me know. Thank you.

SURVEY FOR THE HAMSTER
-What is your name/nicknames: Tonksmonster. (My real name is Tonks. Yes, After the Harry Potter chracter.)
-How old are you (roughly): I will be two in June.
-What sex are you: I am a SOF (Single Orange Female), searching for a SSM (Single Sexy Male).
-Describe your physical traits: I have well groomed fur, and beautiful dark eyes, as well as well trimmed claws and clean feet. I'm orange on the top and white on the bottom, but when the sun shines on me, I look golden. I'm torpedo shaped and ready for action - I exercise regularly and am on a weight training regimen.
-Describe your personality: I am agreeable and inquisitive unless you do something to anger me, and then I become ill-tempered until I am appeased.
-What breed are you: Golden Syrian.
-What is your favorite food: Anything you like, baby. ;) Seriously, I like Italian, chicken, pasta, cheese and bread.
-What's your favourite activity: I am a neat and tidy housekeeper, I love to organize and sort things, as well as keep things clean.
-Where is your favorite place to sleep: With you! Haha, no, I have a very well built up nest inside a wooden hamster bunker, in a one bedroom sized aquarium, wiht full bath, kitchen, living area and circular exercise room.
OPTIONAL
-What country/state are you from: I move a lot, so I am not looking for anything longterm. Just a fling or two! I was born in Jersey, and then relocated with my family to Connecticut, where we all went our seperate ways. Currently, I live in Massachusetts and summer on the Connecticut shore.
-Where did you hear about this community: I was looking to place a personal ad, but most of the large personals sites are not favorable for other species. And then I found this one, just for hamsters!
-Anything else you would like to add: I am a hamster who is in touch with nature, and likes to hike and explore the outdoors. I am religious, sometimes, and I enjoy a good meal. I have my own car, so I can take us anywhere you want to go.

Check out those legs!

Me, driving my car.

Me and god.

Being an adventurous hamster.

Enjoying a meal.

Hamdalf

Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:03:15 GMT

Sniff

Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:51:04 GMT

There are two plusses to cranking the stink-o-meter higher:

1) No one bothers me. Or, if they do, they say "Ew! Stinky!" and put me back quickly.

2) There is that much better of a chance that a passing sexy male hamster will notice I am here, and not be able to resist himself. Rowr.

Of course, one downside is that Mr. Interloper Mouse then dances all over the top of my tank and poops. Yuck. Get that disgusting thing away from me. I see what tigergladys means when she complains about the hideously unattractive and poorly bathed persons who are attracted to her. They are like mice. Smelly, stupid, and completely uncivilized.

I wonder if there is a curse on me. How does one tell?

Perhaps there are sexy male hamsters for hire on this internet thing.

Darn.

I kind of like being god.

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 15:59:27 GMT

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 16:46:15 GMT

She has been fraternizing with other hamsters. I smell them. This relationship is doomed. I shall have to start biting more, now. One rodent per person, that is my theory. Also she brought me to somewhere stinky. The last time I was here this bizarre woman sprayed me with perfume. PERFUME. I am a HAMSTER, for pete's sake.

There better be a sexy male hamster somewhere in this whole deal.

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 11:53:02 GMT

So this morning I get dragged out of bed, and just settle down again, nice and warm and cozy, when I am rudely uprooted, because tigergladys says hamsters cannot go to school.

Harumph.

I think she's seeing other rodents.

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 03:25:03 GMT

How Will Your Friends Die? by arshus_ney
Username
Will Choke On A Peach	tigergladys
Will Be Murdered By A Psycho	ywingempress
Will Be Eaten By Clowns	sallythetimid
Will Die In The Throes Of Passion	psycat
Will Be Abducted By Aliens	onomatopoetry
Will Suffocate In A Corset	archmage45
Will Be Smushed In A Trash Compactor	sasquirrel
Will Be Burned As A Witch	novas007
Will Be Slain By Their Lover	tamchronin
Will Be "Hit" By The Mafia	silentrequiem
Will Discover Immortality	onomatopoetry

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 23:49:19 GMT

My latest portfolio is now online, if anyone would like to heap praise upon me.

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:17:04 GMT

Your LJ Christmas Party by cerulean_dreams
Username
First to arrive	psycat
Made a snowman with a strategically placed carrot	novas007
Stuck a Candy Cane down their pants	tigergladys
Spiked the eggnog	ywingempress
Knocked over the Christmas Tree	silentrequiem
Was ran over by Santa's sleigh	onomatopoetry
Was poisoned after they consumed a poinsettia	sasquirrel
Dressed up as Santa	tamchronin
Kissed you Under the Mistletoe	archmage45

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Do you see what I have to put up with? Madmen!

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 01:44:04 GMT

Harumph.

There are other hamsters everywhere

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 20:57:45 GMT

Everyone keeps looking at me as though I am food. Or a chew toy. Or a tissue. Harumph.

I am good at many things, but sometimes it is all too much.

Fri, 12 Nov 2004 19:36:41 GMT

okay.

i'm awake.

really.

but i don't want to be.

so i would appreciate it.

if no one bothered me!

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 12:04:01 GMT

At last! I am the lucky one now! You lose, evil mice!
They had all of their things replaced yesterday, but I looked so threatening and intimidating that no one came near mine!

Go me. Am awesome hamster.

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 23:22:34 GMT

Silly ~~mortals~~ humans.

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 21:09:42 GMT

The Halloween Party by CZombie
Username
Costume you Came Dressed in
Candy you Brought
To the Party at	In the Ogre's Cave
When	sasquirrel
Showed up dressed as	Freddy Kruger
And stole all of the candy from	archmage45
who got even by tricking	tigergladys
by	Breaking a Bottle over their head
Then everyone drank too much	KoolAde
and wound up	Doing a Conga Line to Goth Music
overall it was	Fun

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So this is London?

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 18:42:13 GMT

I wasn't sure what to expect, but it definitely wasn't this...

I haven't seen tigergladys in days. archmage45 must have taken her, as I have seen lots of him, and that only happens when he steals her. He has been rather annoying lately too, taking me out of my nice warm bed, and ploping me down somewhere I've never been before, and then pulling me back to the same spot I started. He also dumped out all the food I had stashed in my wheel for weight training.... And he kicked me out of the wheel to do it too!!

The evil mice are so confusing. They seem to forget everything seconds after it happens. They even forget each other. I bet its their fault that tigergladys has gone away. The mice and archmage45... it has to be them...

tonksmonster

I hate it when they feed me.

I am still alive enough to GLARE.

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated!

I am dying.

I want to type for myself.

No one has a tougher life than I do. NO ONE.

Harumph.

Personal Ad

Hamdalf

*Sniff*

I kind of like being god.

Do you see what I have to put up with? Madmen!

There are other hamsters everywhere

So this is London?

Sniff